• Recent Tweets

    • 22:48 Ah! Interesting new Retweet button by Twitter! Omits "RT" but has "handy icon" (as they advertise it). I like it so far :)
    • 07:30 WHAT?? Op for the "perfect" vagina?? Some women ARE completely braindead bit.ly/27L4yy (via @Mind_Brain)
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    • 08:15 Just heard "Need somebody" by Kings of Leon on @OCBreakfastShow and was reminded of last year's winter photos bit.ly/2n86xJ - WHY?
    • 09:23 ARGH! I'm trying to re-learn Rubik's cube and I can do the first 2 levels but I always fuck up on the last level *grrr*
    • 11:35 RT @inbritain @CupCate: I understand she lost her son, but what does she want Brown to do? He apologized, he phoned. Leave The Sun out of it
    • 19:09 RT: @ricky_martin: pls RT #STOPHUMANTRAFFICKING #STOPHUMANTRAFFICKING #STOPHUMANTRAFFICKING #STOPHUMANTRAFFICKING #STOPHUMANTRAFFICKING
    • 19:54 Surprised? RT @LiveScience Women More Loyal When Cancer Strikes, men are more likely to leave their sick wives bit.ly/2uBSfi
    • 20:45 Oh! German national goalkeeper Robert Enke has died at age 32. Possibly suicide but investigat ion ongoing. Don't know him but sad anyway.
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    • 12:28 Stuff you find online: when looking for Rubik's cube solutions, I found out that the average penis size of Europeans is 14.48 cm. Don't ask.
    • 12:30 Oh, BTW, 14.48 cm is the average size of an ERECT penis :D
    • 12:41 Unbelievable: a SEVEN-YEAR-OLD has been found intoxicated in Berlin bit.ly/25XOdF (not in GE) via @N24_de. Alcohol came fm older kids
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    • 09:14 RT @duhism I see all people as equals. All beings as one. That's why I don't like anybody. duhism.com
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  • Recent Tweets

    • 08:36 Why is everybody hailing GM for not selling Vauxhaull / Opel? Do they seriously believe GM will NOT cut jobs??
    • 08:39 AH! Goody Two Shoes by Adam Ant is playing on @OCBreakfastShow / @absoluteradio :D
    • 10:45 RT: @danofthewibble: Current Google.co.uk logo is the best ever. Fact.
    • 12:47 RT: @newscientist: Alzheimer's + the odds of escaping from a crab bucket: interview with Terry Pratchett tinyurl.com/yjotnb9
    • 13:51 RT: @RichardWiseman: This is fab...v rude RT @nedatutu not an illusion, but hilarious... tinyurl.com/ylyvy4p
    • 16:51 You mean they LIED? RT @RobertRoyBritt ONE DOOMSDAY PREDICTION THAT'LL COME TRUE: Most doomsday predictions won't bit.ly/2bjo5B
    • 17:39 You Brits often amuse me: you so vehemently fight against being led by Europe, but you follow like a dog when led by the US (GM, war). Why?
    • 18:34 RT: @cosmos4u: Some hilarious physics (or general science) in-jokes in the comments at is.gd/4N6IF on - fake - writing style rules
    • 19:16 I just had a spammer follow me: no gibberish-letters name but last name included 'Spears'. Britney's getting fucked again, I guess #stopbots
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    • 11:47 There's a bomb threat in a shopping mall in Landshut (Bavaria). Bldg is evacuated. Wonder if it's a hoax or real?
    • 13:16 God - I'm watching Garfield (on kids' TV) and now I want a lasagna! :D I'm bad *cackles*
    • 20:09 I can hear my little mousies (3 of them) on the balcony, indulging in the bird feed I put out :D
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    • 06:57 RT @BiggusDoggus Tired of wading through your followers removing unwanted bots? Inundated with porn Britney images? Support #stopbots
    • 07:00 #stopbots RT @Ruaidhri_M You know what's more annoying than being followed by pornbots? Being followed by conservative christians spambots
    • 16:08 Interesting: RT @HowStuffWorks Remember what it was like to feel happy as a kid? 10 Tips from Happy People: is.gd/4L6jl
    • 16:37 RT @DoWhatITellYou Look straight ahead and definitively say "I. Feel. Awesome." Place a hand on your heart. Good.
    • 18:15 RT @FakeAPStylebook STAR WARS Episodes IV-VI are to be referred to as "The Original Trilogy." Ep. I-III are not to be referred to at all
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    • 10:41 RT: @lesanto: Today is the war against spam bots day. Please tweet #stopbots if you are fed up with pesky Britney 'followers'
    • 10:57 Hmmmm. I'm fascinated by MS's screensaver "Beziers". I need help!
    • 11:28 Despair! IE tells me all add-ons are disabled (-> doesn't run properly), but when I "manage add-ons", all are enabled. WTF????
    • 11:49 Oh well. Used IE only for listening to online radio, Firefox is my default browser. Downloaded Chrome now for webradio listening.
    • 11:58 Hey, spammers - I'm getting quite good at blocking you as soon as you follow. So fuck OFF! #spambots
    • 12:28 Just found 2 bottles of sparkling wine and one bottle of cognac in my cupboard - and I don't drink. Hmmmm ... mysterious! :)
    • 13:32 Am watching old Simpsons' Halloween episodes - love them! :D
    • 16:53 God, I LOVE the Simpsons' Halloween :DD "Marathon" on till 8:15 *yeah*
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    • 11:03 My teaspoon just moved all on its own in my teacup, from facing towards me to the right. BOO! *cackles*
    • 17:56 RT @danofthewibble @MarkCorrigan Must get #welovestephen trending so @stephenfry feels better. Twitter needs his eloquence
    • 18:32 *LOL* RT: @lesanto: What If Microsoft Had Invented Twitter bit.ly/1oRK3S (and even better tinyurl.com/yhvx4ye )
    • 19:30 I hate ads w Adobe Flash. Is there a way I can disable Flash and have Firefox ASK whether I want to enable Flash for "this page"?
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    • 08:22 Ah, I love the new "list" option. I click on one list and see only those tweets. Now, if I could only get the thumbnails smaller ... :D
    • 08:36 RT @newscientist China is an unrepentant climate villain, right? Wrong. It's actually making better progress than US bit.ly/1KkO1c
    • 08:41 RT @RobertRoyBritt GLAD U ASKED:Finally, an answer to the pressing question of why we carve pumpkins instead of turnips bit.ly/22Hk3q
    • 19:09 *shivers* :DD RT: @FakeAPStylebook: Avoid using question marks as they remind people of hook-handed serial killers
    • 20:45 Brilliant! RT: @DaveGorman @kevinthau Twitter easter egg: enter "#trick" or "#treat" into the update box on twitter.com (Is good...)
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  • Recent Tweets

    • 04:01 RT @duhism @getitdoneguy There's only 1 side to a moebius problem. Now if I could only get out of this Klein pickle bottle I got myself into
    • 04:02 Ref. last tweet: A Moebius ring tinyurl.com/yj48abf and a Klein bottle tinyurl.com/yt75rf
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    • 22:23 Just in case you were wondering: don't drink, don't eat fatty foods, and don't have sex - and die anyway >:-D tinyurl.com/ygy863y
    • 22:27 According to SkyNews, the crater in Latvia was a hoax by a mobile ph co., not a meteor impact (story not online yet). Now who'd have thought
    • 08:52 Ah, I love going shopping early in the morning. Store's quite empty, people are still friendly ... and I spent way too much money :D
    • 09:06 RT: @stephenfry: Hurrah for curry. tr.im/DjAu
    • 09:11 Lachen o. weinen? RT @BR_quer Video mit Merkel in 4 Tagen über 380.000 Abrufe. Dürfte sie aber trotzdem nicht freuen. bit.ly/336LEY
    • 09:18 RT @Junction10 @BreakingNews NBC/Wall Street Journal poll: 47% of Americans support increase in troops in Afghanistan [therefore 53% DON'T!]
    • 09:20 Or "EAT"?? *PMSL* RT @weirdnews There's Only One Kind of Soup I Drink funtimeshad.com/?p=914
    • 09:35 *CRINGE* RT @DaveGorman A must-see video: bit.ly/jL7YK 1'20" of the music from A Space Odyssey, performed by a school orchestra.
    • 09:54 Just put some more (bird) food out for my little visitor :) bit.ly/3ZMj4
    • 10:21 Hilarious!! :DD RT @Ruaidhri_M bit.ly/1C68nK Finally the trinity and the reason for jesus to be tortured and executed is revealed
    • 10:33 I think I've found my favourite YouTube channel - Mr. Deity! :D bit.ly/101zNI #fb
    • 17:06 How Adam was convinced to get Eve (love the pause they make about who's in power) tinyurl.c om/ykn3tpv #video
    • 19:51 RT: @cosmos4u: excellent Ares I-X launch pix taken from roof of the VAB: is.gd/4Gafo - the one with the supersonic 'skirt' is wild!
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  • Oh. My. God.

    Literally :DD

    Absolutely hilarious!!! :>>

  • AAAARRRGH!!!

    MY EARS ARE BLEEDING!!!!

    From pain. *CRINGE*

    Please click here for the YouTube video. I deleted the embedding again.

    OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW!

  • Recent Tweets

    • 07:28 OMG! I really thought you Brits had better taste but now I'm disappointed! tinyurl.com/yj88xlb
    • 07:31 I normally don't like C&W music but if it's by Sheila E., it's totally different :) bit.ly/jWRh0
    • 08:34 Ah, yes - testosterone again ... >:-) RT @newscientist High testosterone linked to miserly behaviour bit.ly/4uQ6vr
    • 08:39 All right or Alright? Great info for a language geek like me (see Usage Note in middle): bit.ly/3mKEB3 (via @dictionarycom)
    • 10:00 *BOL* RT: @Ruaidhri_M @fudgecrumpet: Every time someone says 'christmas' in October, a retail assistant dies
    • 10:16 Great pic on the BBC news site (hope link works): bit.ly/2m5gg4
    • 10:34 I just l ove weird stories from all over the world: www.metro.co.uk/weird
    • 10:43 Hilarious stories, especially if they really are true: bit.ly/xPemr
    • 10:52 Damn Germans *PMSL* bit.ly/2xWm17
    • 12:35 Is evolution going backwards, with us becoming primal creatures again? Or should we have more brains? tinyurl.com/yloucft #aagill
    • 13:30 Are you one of "them" too? :DD bit.ly/3VsE6v
    • 17:10 Correction: They DO list 17 things RT @newscientist US citizens could cut emissions by 7%, if they do these 17 things bit.ly/1i7PR6
    • 17:17 The 8 manliest images on the internet? :D bit.ly/960t3 (via @Ruaidhri_M )
    • 17:27 Can you help identify these football thugs? bit.ly/3NashD (via @tombowker)
    • 17:31 Why is every letter that I pull out of the mailbox a bill that I have to pay?? :-/
    • 17:56 Am excited about Greeen Day evening on @HometimeShow / @absoluteradio :D Love the band!
    • 18:17 (part 1) We always picture male vampires as sexy, good-looking, elegant, fascinating, irresistible guys tinyurl.com/yfavpms ...
    • 18:19 (part 2) ...but think what an undead would REALLY look / smell like. + if ANYONE can become a vampire not everyone would fit the description
    • 19:05 *giggles* RT: @engrishdotcom: Engrish of the Day - Must?ve been a real boob who translated this... bit.ly/nqkc7
    • 20:25 *PMSL* :)) RT: @VCrisis: #uncertainmovies Star Hostilities: The Empire Retaliates Proportionately
    • 20:40 Am currently hooked on reading about life and death on @livescience tinyurl.com/yzsrb87 Wonder what's gonna happen to us?
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