Yesterday, a girl started to follow me on Twitter, and as she seemed OK I followed her back (which means she can read my tweets, I can read hers).
Her first tweet today wasn't bad: "An average American child watches approximately 28 hours of television in one week. lol.. =bad eyesight, overweight, unsmart".
She's got a good point there.
Her second tweet: "There are 10 million bacteria at the place where you rest your hands at a desk. Wow.. those must be super duper small!"
Erm ... yes, they are.
Her next tweet: "Awwwwwww.. thats cute!! i wanna touch one! The quills of a porcupine are soft when they are born".
Riiiiight.
Would you believe that her profile pic shows her as a blonde?
But of course there's no telling if she really is blond. She sure tweets like the cliché, though!
I may have to unfollow her again. Soon.
jackfrost
Pro
The assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve.

"Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"